Oh, and I saw the "ten fictional characters I'd have sex with" thing and am completely uninterested, as you hopefully would suspect by now. There are actually a few entries in that list, but they're contingent upon meeting, finding a meaningful connection, and deciding to get married. I doubt all of those things would happen, especially since most of the women I read about are fixated on men in their own stories (not to mention the obvious age gap, which I actually ignored when making up the list). I also came up with a brilliant idea for a spamfic today, so hopefully I'll remember it when the time comes.
Better write it down, actually... I trust my memory about as far as I can throw it.