I KNOW I SUCK AT STUFF! DON'T RUB IT IN! AT LEAST I SUCK ON MY OWN! And I beat Metroid Prime 3 in Veteran difficulty. I'm sure you've all done that five times by now. No, don't try to give me that "I haven't beaten Boss X" crap... you know you're lying. YOU KNOW YOU'RE LYING.
You know it.
If I'm the last person who found out that Prince of Persia: Rival Swords is exactly the same game as Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones, then I'm clearly the last person to do everything else. The only thing I do the fastest is throw up lunch. And that's hardly something to be proud of.
I'm going to go be the last person to watch Getbackers, so that I can continue to be the last person to watch Haruhi Suzumiya.