Then I took it way too far and came up with an idea for a movie where a disease wipes out most of mankind, but a small band of travelers take a canoe loaded with nukes through dangerous hillbilly territory, being shot at with arrows and rapists, to reach the village where they need to teach mentally challenged children how to spell more than one word. "Spell something else, dammit!" "M-O-O-N. That spells something else."
The Stand and Deliverance.
Coming soon: The Ewok Edition.