An SPCA is trying to figure out who bit the head off a mouse for a YouTube video. Video recording: Giving criminals one more dumb way to be caught. We appreciate the help.
A Marine is letting people bid for the right to choose his new name. If he's lucky, it'll be something like ESPN Montana Real. Then he can hang out with personalities like Moxie Crimefighter Jillette and all those people named goldenpalace.com.
A German lawyer wants to represent people who have been abducted by aliens and want money for it. Business must be REALLY slow. All I can say is, if you really think you're an abductee, make him work for commission.