Today's Work: Pashooooo. They took all my chips and replaced them with vegetables. I told them you have to start from the potato, but they just took out my eyes.
I could take a shower, but I just closed a big business deal. The government has all my information.Keep it under your doormat!
I just watched a DVD of Strong Bad E-mails. I laughed until my pancreas turned into a gold balloon. You can buy me bread, but you can't make a sandwich out of good feelings.
I've had too much to breathe.