Nidoking (nidoking) wrote,

Whee! News! (No Wii news)

A man named Egon protests high gas prices by riding his horse. I could do that. Then it would only take me two hours each way to work and who knows how much in expenses for cleanup and feed.

A man fires a shotgun to scare his nephews into doing yard work. I bet they're scared, all right. They no longer have an uncle around.

This woman collects outhouses. There's a collector for everything.

You know how restaurants love to proclaim that someone famous ate there once? This Alabama McDonald's is building a shrine to former PResident Reagan. And it's not even the same building anymore. Sheesh!

A freak wind blows a trampoline over, pinning the 4-year-old girl who was jumping on it and breaking her arm and pelvis. I'm sure she'll see the humor in the situation when she's older. But she'll probably never touch a trampoline again. Her dreams of starring in Kaleido Star are over.

An ex-fire chief has been accused of setting brush fires. Maybe he just wanted to feel needed again.

Driving a lawnmower doesn't make you exempt from DUI. Someone won't be making THAT mistake again.

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