Nidoking (nidoking) wrote,

We finally get news... and there's not much of it.

You know how hot fast food coffee can be. Carjacking someone who's holding a cup of hot coffee is not recommended. Neither is holding up a bank with a note written on a pay stub, even if you've crossed out your name and address with a marker. And when you get caught, it's a really bad idea to ask for a longer sentence to match the number of Larry Bird's jersey. But do note that death doesn't prevent you from getting a parking ticket, even if your body is in the car at the time. Whether he has to pay it or not remains to be seen. But that would be an interesting collections case.

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