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September 29th, 2008

Here's hoping you laugh your butts off

I've decided on a new invention that will revolutionize mankind: the detachable butt. Between "getting our butts to" places we don't want to go and "getting our butts kicked", they seem to be the perfect part to send off on their own to do all the unpleasant things. Spend your days wishing your butt away? Now you can kiss your butt goodbye! Criminal tendencies? Let the cops throw your sorry butt in jail and get on with your life! Unpopular public entertainer? Order in bulk and put butts in those seats! And best of all, no more diarrhea or flatulence problems keeping you from the active social lifestyle you've always wanted! So get your butt off the couch and tell the world to "butt out" of everything you hate! Call for our free pamphlet telling you how to get your butt in gear... TODAY!

Warning: Kissing your butt goodbye may be unsanitary. Always ensure your butt is firmly attached before attempting to sit. Remove wallets from hip pockets before detaching butt. Leaving ugly butts in public places may be considered a criminal act in certain jurisdictions. Do not attempt to moon with a detachable butt.
Today's Bridge: The opponents spent most of the rubber sacrificing to keep us out of games, but they managed to catch up in the end with a 6D hand bid at 4 and making 7 (since I didn't cash the ace of clubs), which put them ahead by 10 points. Mike sure wanted to bid that slam, though.

Today's Work: More of the same... relatively productive, I suppose.

Today's Gaming: I put on La Tale while Terminator and Heroes were on, gained a few levels, and failed a few times at getting through the mountains to deliver a package. I'll just put that quest on hold and do some other quests for a while instead.

I got a "second notice" of a payment for insurance on the condo today... which surprised me, since I never got a "first notice". You'd think they'd ask me to pay them sometime if they really wanted the money.

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Yes, I'm THAT Nidoking. Sometimes I write fanfiction... often I waste all my time playing video games and watching anime. But it's not a waste if I enjoy it, right? I can quote from a movie, video game, anime series, or British comedy apropos of just about any situation, and one of my main goals in life is to entertain people. (The other big one is amassing as much anime and manga as I can... see below for a progress report.) That's me in a nutshell. ("Help! I'm trapped in a nutshell! What a bloody great nutshell this is!")
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