April 11th, 2006

Moa: The King of Destruction

Not really news, but I thought you'd like to know.

Today's Celebrity Birthdays: The world's most famous chimpanzee is 74 years old, and the Queen of England is 80. I'm sure I got her titles wrong, but we won our independence from having to remember them 230 years ago.

A single-serving sandwich that costs 85 pounds ($13 trillion American). Would-be caviar eaters can now get something substantial in their bellies... and supposedly, it tastes really good for gutted cow meat. I laugh when they say it's "good value for the money", though.

Arkansas firefighters set their own station on fire. They say it's uncommon, but I've seen this story a few times in the past year....

An Australian federal cop is under investigation for hiring a psychic to help with his case. In the U.S., they get praises, medals, and an appointment to the FDA to spread more lies about sex and birth control.

A Malaysian man is issued a $218 trillion phone bill for his dead father's disconnected line. Sounds like a divide by zero error to me. With that kind of money, he could probably afford the McDonald sandwich.
Moa: The King of Destruction

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Today's Bridge: Finally, my side had something worth bidding. We made a 3H, and defended the rest of the hands. They managed to make a 3C, and we set the rest of their contracts, one of which was a three-trick doubled set. Victory = very yes.

Today's neck: Rather stiff, which started last night before I went to bed. Usually, I wake up with a stiff neck, but this one hit prematurely. I wasn't happy about that.

Today's Entertainment: ... I didn't DO anything! I spend so much time at work these days that by the time I get home, make dinner, read my webcomics, and take my shower, it's bedtime! I'm going to go play some Kingdom Hearts 2 and hope I can get somewhere in the next half hour. I also have a giant stack of mangazines to read. I'll get to those, probably in the next few days. It depends on factors.