Today's Work: I found a viable workaround for the problem - it's a pain, but it's what I have to do. I think I missed an important step, though, so I need to put that in tomorrow morning. I also found a quick solution for the other problem, which isn't likely to show up once I solve the first, but it's a good thing to have in there anyway.
I bought bananas two days ago, and they're already rotting. They're in the fridge AND the stems are wrapped in plastic. What's wrong with fruit these days? Maybe I really do need to start buying my fruit somewhere else. Or... canned. *shudder*