Today's Work: Surprise training. Nothing special.
I think I heard the funniest Doctor Who line this morning, in the Myth Makers storyline. The First Doctor intervenes in a fight between Achilles and Hector, who both think he's Zeus. Hector bows to him, and Achilles kills Hector. The resulting dialogue is something close to this:
DOCTOR: Why did you kill him? You never kick a man when he's down!
ACHILLES: But he blasphemed against you, Lord Zeus! He said he would trim your beard!
DOCTOR: Well, as you can see, I have no beard!
ACHILLES: I know that if you appeared to me in your true form, I would be struck blind! You always appear to mortals in disguise. To a king, you would appear to be a swan. To me, you have... taken the form of an old beggar.
DOCTOR: I beg your pardon, I do no such thing!
I love this show.