Pseudo-German Style, anyway. I just feel like capitalizing all the Nouns today.
Bill Gates is so freaking rich, the IRS has to have a separate Computer just to store his Tax Return Information.
Reckless Driver weaves all over the Road while looking at Porn.
Indianapolis Thieves steal Manhole Covers to sell as Scrap. And I was thinking of driving there sometime, possibly as early as this Weekend. It sounds like it might be hazardous.
A Prankster in Corsham is changing the Channels on people's Televisions with a universal Remote Control. Police and Residents worry that People will think their Televisions are broken and buy new ones. I hope they catch that Nuisance and bring him to Justice, but how do you track someone who can manipulate Things from a Distance? It sounds to me like this would be a good Time to call in L. He'll make short Work of the Miscreant.
Bill Gates is so freaking rich, the IRS has to have a separate Computer just to store his Tax Return Information.
Reckless Driver weaves all over the Road while looking at Porn.
Indianapolis Thieves steal Manhole Covers to sell as Scrap. And I was thinking of driving there sometime, possibly as early as this Weekend. It sounds like it might be hazardous.
A Prankster in Corsham is changing the Channels on people's Televisions with a universal Remote Control. Police and Residents worry that People will think their Televisions are broken and buy new ones. I hope they catch that Nuisance and bring him to Justice, but how do you track someone who can manipulate Things from a Distance? It sounds to me like this would be a good Time to call in L. He'll make short Work of the Miscreant.

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Be there Saturday evening. If I hadn't have had to work, I would have been there Sunday, too.
There are other weekends anyway... and if I can figure out where you work and when (like, you telling me), I could always arrange to bump into you there.
Does Greenwood Park Mall have a decent manga, anime, or video game store in it?
We don't have tons there, really.
And I'm usually there all day Sunday and in the afternoons Monday-Wednesday. Recently, that's been my schedule, at least.
L: Shall we play tennis, then?
B: ...
L: ...
B: I hate you.
L: Is something wrong?
B: I get the shady side of the court.
(I couldn't post comments yesterday. Very annoying. Hm.)